The haps, my droogs,
...is OK, i know i've said this a million times, but wtf Sky Mall? What is this? Who is this intended for?? The actual description read as:
Can't get out in the woods...Bring the woods to you in this luxurious, stylish his/her camo robe.
Seriously? $59.99 for that? What a steal.

(the best part of the real description is the lack of question mark before the ellipsis which gives the whole thing a desperate, gasping tone)